Excerpt from “Pest Control” published in Houston: We Have Bubbas! :
It just ain’t fair. First we had to deal with them brain-sucking, flesh-eating zombies. And when we finally wiped out most of them, what do we get? We get brain-sucking, flesh-eating aliens.
Scooter blames the yuppies, not only for that virus what escaped from the lab and created the zombies, but for what he calls the complete decline of civilization. All I know is all them martini-swilling, quiche-eating, Volvo-driving folks either died or got zombified and we pert-near killed ‘em all off.
So, just when it looked like things was gonna get back to baseball, apple pie, Nascar and barbeque, the first space ship landed in Scooter’s wheat field….