"Drunker" in Flush Fiction, Volume I: Stories to be Read in One Sitting. Edited by Selina Rosen.
Yard Dog Press, 2006. ISBN: 1-893687-79-0
See, we was drunker than shit and had this dynamite. Yeah, I know, ya think you've heard it before. But, I promise, you ain't. First though, I gotta tell you about Cletus, 'cause the whole damn thing's his fault. His and the Dallas Cowboys.
Cletus's my best friend. Been my best friend for about twenty years. We met in fifth grade when both of us was held back a couple of times on accounta fractions and that unfortunate cherry bomb incident. .........................................................